angel-ani:

setheverman:

what is the january mood?

gdi-fridays:

systemshocker:

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(Source: snaphoeing)

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Same energy

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea

blacksheepboybucky:

sagihairius:

miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

This post has big John mulaney energy

bunsen:

when you’ve got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop